christchristoph-ohmy:

sktagg23:

Happy Easter.

BEST EASTER POST, HANDS DOWN.

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kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

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mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

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elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

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everythingexceptrapandcountry:

don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers

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blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

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corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

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